Tumblr (3.0; @nonjeneregret)http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pseudonarrative.tumblr.com/post/49703064477">pseudonarrative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me: *turns out lights in bathroom*<br/>Me: *faces mirror*<br/>Me: pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/9af3b7b87574426d6a67d2e3d27d0469/tumblr_inline_mmirlalX9p1qz4rgp.png"/> I did it.  I summoned Pizza.</p>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/49998553837http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/49998553837Thu, 09 May 2013 03:04:13 -0400pizzasummonssommoned pizzai did ittext posti winwinmuahahaevil laughmemetumblr memeswinnerphotoproofmemuauauauauuauauauauaevil<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F14972986&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pseudonarrative.tumblr.com/post/48416747929">pseudonarrative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2bdcf449cd27ce854b819eff7d1d6740/tumblr_mkxxkpvLAX1snz50jo1_r1_400.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/49394270326http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/49394270326Wed, 01 May 2013 19:23:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cee8b7f2fc6390ff0dac9be65fde2a8b/tumblr_mfzks8yu6v1qcm5qbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pseudonarrative.tumblr.com/post/39456780165">pseudonarrative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Be mine.</p> </blockquote>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/48580742620http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/48580742620Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:14:09 -0400<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F14972986&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pseudonarrative.tumblr.com/post/48416747929">pseudonarrative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2bdcf449cd27ce854b819eff7d1d6740/tumblr_mkxxkpvLAX1snz50jo1_r1_400.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/48416940062http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/48416940062Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:13:19 -0400perfectsanitygogolgogol bordellostart wearing purplegifdancedancingclerksmoving picturemusiceugenesilent bobjay and silent bobgif with musicporfect timing<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pseudonarrative.tumblr.com/post/47378713083">pseudonarrative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pseudonarrative.tumblr.com/post/47371727179">pseudonarrative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wish I was pretty.</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s a difference between being pretty and being able to take a good selfie/being good at photoshop.</p> </blockquote> <p>Makeup also makes a world of difference.  I don&#8217;t even feel comfortable with people seeing me without makeup on.  If I felt &#8220;pretty&#8221; with no makeup on, I&#8217;d be far happier with myself.</p>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/47417729585http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/47417729585Sun, 07 Apr 2013 21:03:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b53272e7cd4059da0d8ddd36c00938ed/tumblr_mfd7fhjpWT1qcm5qbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/46761613692http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/46761613692Sun, 31 Mar 2013 11:16:59 -0400come on<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d99d4e0e0a154d220502991f8138600/tumblr_mkcvzvbsDD1qcm5qbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pseudonarrative.tumblr.com/post/46488145758">pseudonarrative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Idn’t this cyoot? I think I’ve about convinced him to get a tumblr. Muahahaha.</p> </blockquote> <p>Hey, dis guy now has tumblr.  Follow him.  <br/><a href="http://www.schrodingerscatdog.tumblr.com">http://www.schrodingerscatdog.tumblr.com</a></p>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/46652839149http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/46652839149Sat, 30 Mar 2013 02:08:00 -0400matchingliterally the coolestred pants<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12e41650d9f5876f811eb44e4dd250dc/tumblr_mjou9hbeIE1rd96lpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/45404694039http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/45404694039Fri, 15 Mar 2013 02:05:41 -0400moms<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12e41650d9f5876f811eb44e4dd250dc/tumblr_mjou73VihQ1rd96lpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/45404635794http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/45404635794Fri, 15 Mar 2013 02:04:15 -0400mommum textsmom textshahahaiphonetext screenshotsscreenshotpi daycollege kid<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mydogsnokes.tumblr.com/post/34676988975/stealingyourpension-mydogsnokes-why-put">mydogsnokes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stealingyourpension.tumblr.com/post/34676935340/mydogsnokes-why-put-cookie-dough-in-the-oven">stealingyourpension</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mydogsnokes.tumblr.com/post/34537707702/why-put-cookie-dough-in-the-oven-when-you-can-put">mydogsnokes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth</p> </blockquote> <p>because I don’t want salmonella….</p> </blockquote> <p>then don’t eat salmon….</p> </blockquote> <p>The don&#8217;t eat salmon, Ella.</p>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/45211749078http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/45211749078Tue, 12 Mar 2013 16:52:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e47a664dc60e8ac457175ec5f6217298/tumblr_mh1yfvtSQc1rzeztno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/44548695924http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/44548695924Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:27:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loz1nbAN241qzvxsoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/44548300675http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/44548300675Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:19:15 -0500catsi wish“I felt like crying but nothing came out. it was just a sort of sad sickness, sick sad, when you can’t feel any worse. I think you know it. I think everybody knows it now and then. but I think I have known it pretty often, too often.”<br/><br/> - <em>Charles Bukowski, <em>Tales of Ordinary Madness</em> (via <a href="http://sknniest.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">sknniest</a>)</em>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43948139157http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43948139157Sun, 24 Feb 2013 21:12:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d31ad4b9ec254b438574adf1e24de21/tumblr_mip3b0Uafx1rd96lpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43839234134/when-you-work-in-a-mall-and-forget-to-pack-a-lung" class="tumblr_blog">nonjeneregret</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>When you work in a mall and forget to pack a lung.</p></blockquote> <p>pack a LINCH.<br/>LUNCH<br/>GODDAMN IPHONE<br/>LUNCH<br/>LUNCH<br/>LUNCH</p>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43839674275http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43839674275Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:53:07 -0500typolung v lunchspellingautocorrectiphone<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_43839427077" src="http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43839427077/audio_player_iframe/nonjeneregret/tumblr_minirhq7I81qcm5qb?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnonjeneregret%2F43839427077%2Ftumblr_minirhq7I81qcm5qb" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pseudonarrative.tumblr.com/post/43769600280" class="tumblr_blog">pseudonarrative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Voice meme cause the cool kids are doing it.</p> <p>What is your name/username?<br/>Where are you from?<br/>Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY, Polka Dots, Tumblr, Papaya, Penthouse, Subtext, Smile<br/>What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?<br/>What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?<br/>What do you call your grandparents?<br/>What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?<br/>What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?<br/>What do you say to address a group of people?<br/>What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?<br/>Choose a book and read a passage from it.<br/>Be a wizard or a vampire? <br/>How old are you?<br/>Is it cold where you are?<br/>What is your favorite color?<br/>What color are your eyes?<br/>Do you have freckles? <br/>When is your birthday?<br/>What was the last thing you drank?<br/>Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? If so, who?<br/>Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant? <br/>Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.<br/>Do you think you have an accent?<br/>End the audio post by saying any THREE words you want.</p></blockquote>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43839427077http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43839427077Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:49:55 -0500really you should listenfor the random excerpt of commentaryon Dante's inferno that i readits about sodomy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d31ad4b9ec254b438574adf1e24de21/tumblr_mip3b0Uafx1rd96lpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When you work in a mall and forget to pack a lung.</p>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43839234134http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43839234134Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:47:24 -0500food courtmall foodlunchworktiredughchickenchick-fil-a<p><a href="http://meurve.tumblr.com/post/43069776284/emeriss-windowsvriska-do-you-ever-wonder-if" class="tumblr_blog">meurve</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emeriss.tumblr.com/post/43069751729">emeriss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://windowsvriska.tumblr.com/post/38999125201">windowsvriska</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u </p> </blockquote> <p>i found out today that i’m known among last year’s year 12’s from my school as the very pretty year 10</p> </blockquote> <p>when i first moved to my school i was “the new girl with the good eyebrows”</p></blockquote> <p>I was known as the new girl with bad eyebrows.</p>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43075951488http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/43075951488Thu, 14 Feb 2013 09:03:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjrofcEIo1rsos85o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/42866047135http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/42866047135Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:17:19 -0500<a href="http://www.dolldivine.com/rpg-heroine-creator.php">Reblog with your Middle-earth self!</a>: <p><a href="http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/40896776047" class="tumblr_blog">nonjeneregret</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sadspockpanda.tumblr.com/post/40892766150/reblog-with-your-middle-earth-self">sadspockpanda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/375ace20a51cce9daa461f15b85cdc4c/tumblr_inline_mgurkbvTMR1qa13bs.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img height="629" src="http://oi47.tinypic.com/2rdc75y.jpg" width="392" alt="image"/></p> <p>So basically I made Rosie Cotton because who wouldn’t marry Samwise I mean come on, he knows what do do with a potato if you know what I mean.</p></blockquote>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/40896800518http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/40896800518Fri, 18 Jan 2013 23:06:05 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/40795452872">nonjeneregret</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m moving to Bristol, UK in September. Fuck me. I am so happy, I can’t close my mouth or breath help I’m going to die before I even get my passport.</p> </blockquote>http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/40807958751http://nonjeneregret.tumblr.com/post/40807958751Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:01:13 -0500